Oh God, I know what you mean😂.

Also, it congeals. When you wash dishes where it has coagulated into its gelatinous horror form, the force of the water peels it off to reveal this gross, shiny, smooth plasticky underside. (I mean, that’s just wrong in itself — condiments should not have an underside.) I know this because I regularly have to wash dishes with said poison on them because, horror of all horrors, my son loves the stuff. If you’re not careful you can open his bedroom door and be violently assaulted by the aforementioned…
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Oh God, I know what you mean😂. It's like mayo - the plate afterwards, well, it looks disgusting to say the least - I'll leave that to your imagination. Then again, I've been a nurse for 32 years so I've pretty much seen it all🤣.
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